I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.
Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.
I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”
u ever like have a crush but its not a crush its not romantic ur just like “-looks into persons eyes- u….r my bro………….4ever……………..our broship will never die…………..ill fight 4 u in HELL we ride……………..ride………….ride on the roads of bro hell 2gether………………………………..
How To Deal With A Crush
what’s the past tense of “screenshot”
i changed my mind it’s screenshat
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Dipper Pines: The boy with the short pants
"Hi! I like shorts! They’re comfortable and easy to wear!"
#but everything changed when the fire nation got fabulous
This is now offically sixteen million times better than when I first saw it. Time to reblog.
group activities in school the anime
me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*
white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)
white boy: *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*
don’t you hate when you go to the public washroom and then you sit in the toilet and your penis touches the water
sit on my face and let your penis touch the inside of my mouth
the public toilet water has less diseases
you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass
Trans ≠ Drag
Drag ≠ Trans
This has been a PSA. Thank you.